Deep State Cocktails

We\’ve compiled a sampling of the very creative cocktails you tweeted to us last week. Now we just need that bartender!
The Wall : tequila with a twist of fate. and you don\’t have to pay for it.
— David Sanger (@davidsanger) September 20, 2018
The Cheeto: Vodka and orange juice with a dash of Exlax. Sounds good but you pay bigly in the end.
— A Percipient Woman (@merelyawoman) September 20, 2018
Moscow Mueller?
— Carter the Examiner (@bpetershome) September 20, 2018
Dark and Stormy Daniels: it’s just a dark and stormy served with a mushroom garnish
— Devin (@iamdevtron) September 20, 2018
Obviously, White Russian
— Nov 6 – Vote \’D\’ for Democracy OR \’R\’ for Russia (@DianaMiller5) September 20, 2018
Jameson Comey – straight up.
— Jess Fleuti (@jessfca) September 20, 2018
The official vodka. pic.twitter.com/0GzQ1hX5It
— Timothy Cornell (@cornelldolanpc) September 20, 2018
** Moscow’s Mule
— Sam Vinograd (@sam_vinograd) September 20, 2018
Maria Butini? With vodka not gin of course.
— Kyle Baker (@reallykylebaker) September 20, 2018
have already created Kori’s Tiaratini – with meyer lemon 🍋 picked from my backyard tree of course. recipe to come, but I hereby challenge @ArmsControlWonk to a cocktail shake off! @KoriSchake
— Stephanie Willerton (@stephwillerton) September 20, 2018
Muellered Wine : Witch Hazel and Hunters Gin \”No Quaaludes\”
— David Sanger (@davidsanger) September 20, 2018
David Sangeria
— Podcast Groupie #1 (@justinruff) September 20, 2018
The Trump
Ingredients – Cheap orange juice with lots of artificial additives
Sells for $50 per glass
Description – \”Many people say this is the best cocktail in history\”
— Mark Gray (@rich29uk) September 20, 2018